Coffee Rant - McCafe Premium Roast Coffee

McDonald's conquest of the known world is something of legend.  Beyond Napoleon or Alexander the Great, it has invaded all reaches of the planet.  The only place left for McDonalds to expand is to other planets, or perhaps to the bottom of the ocean.

While sea life hasn't been quick to adopt the fast food trend yet; we're confident with the proper marketing that this untapped market will turn into the gold mine that we all know it to be.  Except for the McFish, we'll probably need to rename that...


Characteristics: Rich depths, beautiful, soothing sounds, susceptible to the gravitational pull of celestial bodies, covers ~71% of the surface of the globe.